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The Christmas Train

Choo choo!  Here comes another holiday movie review!!  That “choo choo” at the beginning of the article wasn’t fer nothin’, it was to prepare you for this mess: What’s this?  Not a harried business-lady, but a reporter-man?!?  Dermot Mulroney (of

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Wish Upon A Christmas

It’s made-for-TV Holiday Movie time, y’all!!  Are you even ready?  Open your mouth, because HERE IT COMES: This Lifetime wet fart opens on widowed father Jesse reading “The Night Before Christmas” to his son Danny, and there is just NO

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Sharknado 5

This review isn’t late – you’re late!  You’re late?  Oh God, congratulations!!  What exciting news!!  But enough about you, let’s talk about sharks and tornadoes.   As a lazy made-for-TV movie reviewer, I believe in transparency and the importance of

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Holidaze

Welp! It’s December, my stocking is stuffed, (stocking = liver; stuffed = YOU FIGURE IT OUT) and so it’s time to venture back into the unforgiving terrain of made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here comes “Holidaze”!!!!! Do you ever wonder how I

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Sharknado 4

It’s been a year since the SyFy Channel last forced me to stare into the dead soulless eyes of Tara Reid for 2 hours (relive the magic here!), but as Robert Frost so eloquently told us, “Nothing gold can stay”.

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