It’s made-for-TV Holiday Movie time, y’all!! Are you even ready? Open your mouth, because HERE IT COMES: This Lifetime wet fart opens on widowed father Jesse reading “The Night Before Christmas” to his son Danny, and there is just NO…
It’s made-for-TV Holiday Movie time, y’all!! Are you even ready? Open your mouth, because HERE IT COMES: This Lifetime wet fart opens on widowed father Jesse reading “The Night Before Christmas” to his son Danny, and there is just NO…
This review isn’t late – you’re late! You’re late? Oh God, congratulations!! What exciting news!! But enough about you, let’s talk about sharks and tornadoes. As a lazy made-for-TV movie reviewer, I believe in transparency and the importance of…
Welp! It’s December, my stocking is stuffed, (stocking = liver; stuffed = YOU FIGURE IT OUT) and so it’s time to venture back into the unforgiving terrain of made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here comes “Holidaze”!!!!! Do you ever wonder how I…
It’s been a year since the SyFy Channel last forced me to stare into the dead soulless eyes of Tara Reid for 2 hours (relive the magic here!), but as Robert Frost so eloquently told us, “Nothing gold can stay”.…
Part 2: The Juice is Loose (Not easy – like, not a slut. Just a murderer) Robert Kardashian is praying for OJ in his bathroom, and I just cannot with this entire character arc. It’s like the white streak in…