Category: Movie Review

Wish Upon A Christmas

It’s made-for-TV Holiday Movie time, y’all!!  Are you even ready?  Open your mouth, because HERE IT COMES: This Lifetime wet fart opens on widowed father Jesse reading “The Night Before Christmas” to his son Danny, and there is just NO

Sharknado 5

This review isn’t late – you’re late!  You’re late?  Oh God, congratulations!!  What exciting news!!  But enough about you, let’s talk about sharks and tornadoes.   As a lazy made-for-TV movie reviewer, I believe in transparency and the importance of

Holidaze

Welp! It’s December, my stocking is stuffed, (stocking = liver; stuffed = YOU FIGURE IT OUT) and so it’s time to venture back into the unforgiving terrain of made-for-TV Christmas movies. Here comes “Holidaze”!!!!! Do you ever wonder how I

Sharknado 4

It’s been a year since the SyFy Channel last forced me to stare into the dead soulless eyes of Tara Reid for 2 hours (relive the magic here!), but as Robert Frost so eloquently told us, “Nothing gold can stay”.

The People Vs. OJ Simpson – Episode 2

Part 2: The Juice is Loose (Not easy – like, not a slut.  Just a murderer) Robert Kardashian is praying for OJ in his bathroom, and I just cannot with this entire character arc.  It’s like the white streak in

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