Year: 2014

The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story

Radical dudes, Lifetime went after some big fish this time.  Some big, famous, heretofore thought untouchable fish.  This is some Woodward and Bernstein level shit guys, so buckle up.  Because it’s “The Unauthorized* Saved By The Bell Story.” This movie

Sharknado 2

And lo, the heavens parted and the angels sang of a beauty so terrible it would put all the Ice Spiders and Mega-Crocs to shame.  The terrible awesome might of THE SHARKNADO has returned!!!! If you know me at all,

The Neverending Story

The SyFy Channel hasn’t had an original movie worth reviewing in a minute, and I may have to wait a little longer for Lifetime to get it’s shit together and premiere something worth getting drunk and watching.  But I felt

Darby O’Gill and the Little People

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!!  Ah, the day of my people – tragically turned into amateur hour every year by a bunch of idiots who can’t handle their whiskey but have 3 different “Boondock Saints” posters in their apartments.  No