Oh shit, y’all! I’m changing the game! It’s a big-budget Christmas movie, instead of a made-for-TV Hallmark abortion that was shot in the director’s Mom’s house in Vancouver!! And it’s only baaaaaarely a Christmas movie. So why am I doing…
Oh shit, y’all! I’m changing the game! It’s a big-budget Christmas movie, instead of a made-for-TV Hallmark abortion that was shot in the director’s Mom’s house in Vancouver!! And it’s only baaaaaarely a Christmas movie. So why am I doing…
Today’s Christmas movie recommendation comes courtesy of my buddy Jeremy – so, he’s the one you should direct your angry faxes to. Onward! It is time to enjoy: Here are our heroine and villain, Kayla and Carlton. You know he’s…
What’s this – colored blinking lights, mistletoe and festive reindeer surround me, in a dizzying cacophony of cheer?? While, yes, I *have* crashed into the garden section of Home Depot again – it’s also the Holiday Season, suckas!!! Time to…
One thousand years ago (y. 2011) the Prince of England married a beautiful young woman, and I didn’t write a review about the hastily slopped-together Lifetime movie that was created to profit on it. I have rued that day ever…