Christmas isn’t the only holiday season I can ruin with reviews of cheesedick made-for-TV movies!  Halloween is only a few days away, and so it’s time to treat you all to a review of a timeless classic: That is this…

Why am I taking movie review suggestions from you guys?  You’re obviously mad at me about something, why else would you suggest movies like “Nell”?  Is this because I left Homecoming early and didn’t tell you?  God, that was like…