It’s been a hot minute since I posted another Christmas review.  But nothing says “I’m recommitted to this ridiculous idea” like a movie with a wacky premise and two stars who shaped us as a nation (NO HYPERBOLE) in the…

I know this is a super-hacky joke premise, but it genuinely does seem like the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier every year.  It’s only a matter of time before that Folgers commercial with the son who comes home early…

You guys – how are we already here again?  Back to reviewing made-for-TV Christmas movies?  We’re not even halfway through November, and Lifetime and Hallmark have launched their assault on good screenwriting and our capacity for schmaltz.  THE CHRISTMAS ROMANCES…

It’s a tornado full of sharks.  I mean – it’s like Christmas and my birthday and Arbor Day and a really intense mescaline binge all rolled into one.  I don’t think I’ll ever be able to properly thank the SyFy…

I’ve been slacking on my movie reviews lately.  I’ve had one saved for a few weeks to review that was called “End of the World” or something, starring no former stars and with no laughable monsters.  As you might have…